i'd never say

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zakreiter:

That moment in Episode 1 when Sebulba totally follows Anakin through the canyon crevasse, and he looks back and is all “oh shi-“.

That moment in Episode 1 when Sebulba totally follows Anakin through the canyon crevasse, and he looks back and is all “oh shi-“.

majestic-beard:

2nd gif is the look of someone who knows the joke that’s coming

3rd gif he is just trying so hard i cannot even

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thechroniclesofrin:

dollyfarton:

dangerousperson:

blua:

Tattoos by Russian tattoo artist S asha based in St. Pete, Florida.

The whale one though oh my actual god need

holy shit.

woah

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betype:

Star Wars Quotes

oh lawdy, yes

Julianne Moore as “Famous Works of Art” by Peter Linderbergh - for Harper’s Bazaar

Seated Woman With Bent Knee by Egon Schiele, La Grande Odalisque by Ingres, Saint Praxidis by Vermeer, The Cripple by John Currin, Les danseuses by Edgar Degas, Madame X by John Singer, Girl with a Pearl Earring by Vermeer, Woman With a Fan by Modigliani, Man Crazy Nurse #3 by Richard Prince, Adele Bloch Bauer I by Gustav Klimt.

Woah this is really awesome. And damn, Julianne Moore.

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bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

thinking about the physics of this one gets me all sorts of upside-down

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.[latimes]

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

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my dad used to give my mom a clock
for every special occasion.
they cluttered the mantle, side tables,
and eventually the dark corners of their closet.
she later threw them away,
thinking that she had gotten rid of every last one,
not realizing that they created a clock 22 years ago
and that I’ve been keeping count ever since.

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the-sammich-guy:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

i think thats enough internet today.