i'd never say

Rosalie. 22. Travel. Exploring. Making smoothies. Cuddles. Bikes. Cider. Stargazing. Veronica Mars. Wine. Pride and Prejudice. Breakfast. Road trips. Tea. Stress baking. Dancing pantsless around the house. Coffee. Hiking. Kayaking. Peanut butter. Adventures with new friends.

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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iamironmeme:

dearness:

qunerdi:

???????

WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS

I’m just still in awe that they have chairs small enough to accommodate bees

bee movie is art

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impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

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drwagc:


jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

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buckkybbarnes:

princess-zelda-the-ginger:

What if Captain America’s back story was that he got clawed by a genetically modified bald eagle and he woke up the next day with super patriotic powers

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beatonna:

King Baby says No
I’ll be honest here, I don’t know if the proper word is Lay or Lie
edit: it’s lie!

beatonna:

King Baby says No

I’ll be honest here, I don’t know if the proper word is Lay or Lie

edit: it’s lie!

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baby-crier:

I wish Netflix could hear and understand me when I say yes after it asks if I’m still watching.

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asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

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Inspired by (x)

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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